Meet the Orchards
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Sheryl Orchard
Shez | Head Orchardist
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Graeme Orchard
G-Dog | Follows orders from Head Orchardist
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Frankie Orchard
Fat Frank | Quality Control Officer
You’re not wrong, our last name is Orchard and we have an Avo Orchard… living up to the name right? Must mean we’re really good at what we do.
The Orchard’s Orchard sits in the Winterless North (that’s a fib), we definitely get a winter). Graeme & Sheryl take on the daily runnings of the trees with Frankie (Fat Frank) the golden Labrador, whose obvious role is quality control. While I - Emma (their somewhat smothered only child) keeps them on their toes and convinces them to do stuff like this.
Why would you buy an avocado online?
- Graeme
It took him a bit of time to come to terms with the idea. He’s still not fully onboard, so do Emma a solid and grab a box. If you’ve made it this far, here’s a cheeky code to use at checkout: CONVINCEGDOG
Seriously though, our avos are top tier, hand-picked, definitely better than the ones in supermarkets, and haven’t been harassed by self-appointed avo connoisseurs squeezing everyone to find the perfect cado for their guac.